19.10.2007 | 13:14
Athyglisvert...
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell | you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle |
you get three meals a day fully paid for | you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it |
you get time off for good behavior | you get more work for good behavior |
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you | you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself |
you can watch TV and play games | you could get fired for watching TV and playing games |
you get your own toilet | you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat |
they allow your family and friends to visit | you aren't even supposed to speak to your family |
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required | you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare |
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out | you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
you must deal with sadistic wardens | they are called managers |
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!! |
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